name: mariah snapchat:mmmariaaah

hobbies/interests: writing, reading, singing, girls, boys, food, fixing myself, talking to strangers, running in rain, playing truth, watching doctor who, watching more doctor who, watching a lot of netflix basically. i blog everything that makes me laugh, or cringe, or smile, or turns me on, or turns me off, and everything else that's cool to me. enjoy!

 

woesofafastfoodworker:

*car pulls up in drive thru*

Person: I’d like a numberfourextrapicklesholdthetomatoswitha—

*kids in car start screaming*

Person: Wait, wait, make that three of the same thing except make the second one on wheat and the other with bacon and actually get rid of the first one completely, and—

*fire truck drives by, sirens wailing*

Person: —and then with those five milkshakes, l’d like different toppings on each, and—

*phone rings*

Person: Hold on. Yeah, hi, I’m in the drive thru. You guys want anything?
Call your sister and ask her too. No, it’s fine, l’ll wait. Okay, so let’s add—

*car alarm goes off across the parking lot*

Person: So did you get all that?

woesofafastfoodworker:

*car pulls up in drive thru*

Person: I’d like a numberfourextrapicklesholdthetomatoswitha—

*kids in car start screaming*

Person: Wait, wait, make that three of the same thing except make the second one on wheat and the other with bacon and actually get rid of the first one completely, and—

*fire truck drives by, sirens wailing*

Person: —and then with those five milkshakes, l’d like different toppings on each, and—

*phone rings*

Person: Hold on. Yeah, hi, I’m in the drive thru. You guys want anything?
Call your sister and ask her too. No, it’s fine, l’ll wait. Okay, so let’s add—

*car alarm goes off across the parking lot*

Person: So did you get all that?